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Gary

Short for Garried
He's married but he's obviously gay.
Or he's heterosexual but he's way too effeminate to be an option for those who like a manly man.

Oh look, his wife is so hot, but he's ordering a champagne!
Gary alert!
Or
We went on our first date and he talked about his feelings all night, he's such a Gary!
or
I'm a gay man and that Gary over there who's wearing a wedding ring, just pinched me on the ass as I walked past!
Or
I'm a gay man on grinder and a married man who's 'experimenting' just messaged me- Gary

by Simjay August 29, 2016