Silent shit shmooker's definitions

Rhysmas

Rhysmas is a festive time around November that originally derives itself from a weird cult in Moretonhampstead. One things for sure, you can always guarantee Rhysmas will be filled with festive activities like:

1. noncing around
2. smoking bare back Amber Leaf rollies and

3. sticking your dick in a hoover!
4. chasing random kids around the local "Jesus Shelter"

Can't wait for Rhysmas this year! I'm gunna cum so hard in that hoover!

by Silent shit shmooker December 6, 2021