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banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. most bananas aka Onisions subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his video. Onision must be stopped.
banana: "Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*"
by Sigrid F***ing Laura February 14, 2017
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A valle Balle is the best friend you could ever imagine. He’s one of a kind and he will always brighten your day and he’s always gonna be there for you and therefore forget helping himself from time to time (so you need to help him with that). If you have a valle balle don’t let him get away. A valle balle is a “once in a lifetime” thing and you will regret letting your valle balle get away forever.
Hey look it’s my valle balle, I really missed my valle balle

Person 1: Who’s your valle balle right now?

Person 2: it’s that guy over there, we’ve know each other since kindergarten.
by Sigrid F***ing Laura March 21, 2021
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