Definitions by Sidney Road

Port Orchard 

Small, rural town in Washington state. Known for its meth addicts and notable lack of an orchard, this little town is located near the Bremerton Navy Base, and is home to HIJOY bowl, the only local entertainment.

"Wanna do something in Port Orchard?"
"Nah, man, I hate boweling".

Port Orchard by Sidney Road April 20, 2008