Sidney Redgrave's definitions

Vulgar

A word that ignorant, irritating parents use to express their distaste of the modern world.

Girl: I didn't know she had a tattoo on her lower back.
Dad: Must be something vulgar because tattoos and tramp stamps are always vulgar.
Girl: Oh My Effing Word! Just leave it alone, Dad!
Dad: That's vulgar.
Girl: OH MY FUCKING WORD, DAD! Was that God Damned vulgar enough for you?

by Sidney Redgrave August 8, 2012