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Kalen

When you sneeze after eating some nasty ass cafeteria pizza and the projectile of snot that comes out of your nose literally covers your Michael Jordan t-shirt sleeve in nose shit and everyone leaves the table. And then this stupid ass arab doesn't get that someones shirt just got 9/11'd on with boogies.
Dude, holy shit! John just kalen'd!
by Shraban Baishnab September 24, 2011
mugGet the Kalenmug.

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