Definitions by Shraban Baishnab
Kalen
When you sneeze after eating some nasty ass cafeteria pizza and the projectile of snot that comes out of your nose literally covers your Michael Jordan t-shirt sleeve in nose shit and everyone leaves the table. And then this stupid ass arab doesn't get that someones shirt just got 9/11'd on with boogies.
Kalen by Shraban Baishnab September 24, 2011