Show me the way daddy bear's definitions

Matzefied

To get overly excited and blow your fireworks within the first 2 minutes of having sex.

Even worse - before you get to take it out of your pants

When it's a "was that it?" Situation.

Dude: you've been matzefied.

Dude: I matzefied her.

by Show me the way daddy bear August 14, 2017