Definitions by Shit fuck face
Houston Helicopter
when you take ur dick out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones fucking face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly fucks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho.
I gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder she had pirate patches on her eyes this morning. She's fucking blind!!!!!!hhahahaah
Houston Helicopter by Shit fuck face December 12, 2007
portland pounder
you fucking knock a fucktards fucking teeth the fuck out then fuck them in their fucking fucking fucked up mouth, and its all bleeding and shit. The fucking gums are fucking nice and fucking smooth and they fucking maximize the fucking pleasure the fucking whore gives you,m and its all bleeding and shit.
portland pounder by Shit fuck face December 12, 2007