Skip to main content

Shit Colonel's definitions

Vertabrunt

The, possibly mythical, "fourth orifice" that porn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.

It is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at TVTA. Believed to be located towards the base of the spine, referred to colloquially as the Spange, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome buttocks.
I was attempting anal, when my cock slipped into her vertabrunt
by Shit Colonel May 23, 2008
mugGet the Vertabrunt mug.

Spange

Span-Juh

The, possibly mythical, "fourth orifice" that porn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.

It is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at TVTA. Believed to be located towards the base of the spine, doctors refer to it as the Vertabrunt, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome buttocks.
"i was trying to give her one in the arse, next thing you know it had slipped into her spange"
by Shit Colonel May 23, 2008
mugGet the Spange mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email