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Shilo Van Buren's definitions
farts alarm
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When you
feel like
you need
to poop, but
when you
sit down, all you do is pass gas.
I
really
thought
I needed to
take a crap
, but it was just a farts alarm.
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Shilo Van Buren
March 31, 2014
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