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When your face morphs into a poop-pushing Picasso, like you’re smuggling a fudge dragon but you are not on the porcelain throne!
Bob is on a first date, fancy dinner, all charm and candlelight, when a rogue burrito kicks in, and his dung muggin face screams, “Code Brown!”
by Shelda Marie July 2, 2025
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