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Dallas Divas is a Facebook group made by world famous youtuber that goes by Duncanyounot that contains a SHIT ton of fake Facebook Moms that post exaggerated posts
random mom: ooo look its a face book group full of divas like me!😊
fake moms in Dallas Divas:
why does my jeans smell so sour?
This is my grandma named Patty :) smash or pass? *shows photo of a photoshopped picture of a grandma from Google or just an AI generated image of an old woman*
At aunt Martha's funeral never felt better! *shows picture of their pfp mom smiling or an AI generated pic of their pfp mom smiling*
My kids hate me
fake moms in Dallas Divas:
why does my jeans smell so sour?
This is my grandma named Patty :) smash or pass? *shows photo of a photoshopped picture of a grandma from Google or just an AI generated image of an old woman*
At aunt Martha's funeral never felt better! *shows picture of their pfp mom smiling or an AI generated pic of their pfp mom smiling*
My kids hate me
by Sharry winkeler January 8, 2026
Get the Dallas Divas mug.when someone is a "crackhead" it usually means "cray cray"/"crazyyyyyyy" but with a different name tag
(and if u still don't know what it is, its when someone acts childish as in "me hungy for waffles >:)"/30yo millennial on Facebook type energy, and a bit of an airhead)
(and if u still don't know what it is, its when someone acts childish as in "me hungy for waffles >:)"/30yo millennial on Facebook type energy, and a bit of an airhead)
situation 1
Brittany: OMG my friend Bethany is S U C H a crackhead XDDDDDD
Bethany: I'm a goblin now >:) *walks like a goblin would on the sofa, and throw the pizza box out their apartment window making some guy crash his car bc she threw the fresh pizza w/ the pizza box on the man's windshield* oopsies!
situation 2
Courtknee: OMG BEATHANY STOP ACTING LIK A CRAKHEAD OH MY GUAHD
Bethany: hehehe >:)))))) *throws the pillow at Courtney which ends up cussing a domino effect that ends up breaking her mom's 1,000,690 vase on the kitchen counter* oopsies tee hee :)
Brittany: OMG my friend Bethany is S U C H a crackhead XDDDDDD
Bethany: I'm a goblin now >:) *walks like a goblin would on the sofa, and throw the pizza box out their apartment window making some guy crash his car bc she threw the fresh pizza w/ the pizza box on the man's windshield* oopsies!
situation 2
Courtknee: OMG BEATHANY STOP ACTING LIK A CRAKHEAD OH MY GUAHD
Bethany: hehehe >:)))))) *throws the pillow at Courtney which ends up cussing a domino effect that ends up breaking her mom's 1,000,690 vase on the kitchen counter* oopsies tee hee :)
by Sharry winkeler January 23, 2026
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