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Definitions by Shark Rockz

klingenspritzer 

The St. Olafian term for "penis"
Receptionist: Hello, ladies. Welcome to Sunny Meadows.
Dorothy: Oh, thank you. We'd - quickly turns around in both disgust and shock WHOA!
The receptionist is revealed to be buck naked, but his lower half is covered by the desk.
Rose: His klingenspritzer's showing.