gorilla finger

Fecal matter of the large, solid and jointed variety.
Man, my ass is hurtin'; I just shat a gorilla finger!
by Shane O'Grady August 19, 2007
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post pootum depression

The feeling of melancholy, listlessness or disappointment following a particularly enjoyable bowel movement.
What's the matter Shane?
Oh nothing Sara, just a case of post pootum depression.
by Shane O'Grady August 19, 2007
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