Shane O'Grady's definitions

post pootum depression

The feeling of melancholy, listlessness or disappointment following a particularly enjoyable bowel movement.

What's the matter Shane?
Oh nothing Sara, just a case of post pootum depression.

by Shane O'Grady August 23, 2007

gorilla finger

Fecal matter of the large, solid and jointed variety.

Man, my ass is hurtin'; I just shat a gorilla finger!

by Shane O'Grady August 23, 2007