Lost Seamen

Spent semen down the shower drain.

"My shower drain has claimed more lost seamen then all of the Great Lakes combined.

by Shack Nagger September 23, 2009

Levee Breaker

Such a large bowel movement, that the toilet overflows without any toilet paper involved. Generally requires major cleanup.

I ate so much greasy food that the next day I flooded the bathroom with a levee breaker.

by Shack Nagger September 23, 2009