2 definitions by Sh1tm4n

Celbridge Community School is a school in Celbridge.
Around 80% of the schools population are absolute Fucktards.

The school building itself stinks of a pungent mix of axe deodorant and sweet chilli sauce. And then there’s the noise... Oh the noise, -a mix of Teenybopper Bubblegum Pop, screams of joy and people playing shitty no copyright music on their iPads.

Then there’s the teachers, and, surprise surprise all of them are sexist,bitches. And then there’s the P.E. teacher who is a downright shameless paedo.

And finally there’s the students:

Let’s start with the male students
85% of them stink of axe or lynx or whatever deodorant they choose to donn to cover up the fact that they have never had a shower in their whole, self obsessed life. They barge through the hallways, knocking anything or anyone which is smaller or feebler than themselves out of the way.

Then there’s the females

90% of this group seem to receive some sort of pleasure from spreading gossip or rumors about people who half the time don’t even exist.
They post screenshots of the definition of their name from Urban Dictionary on their Snapchat story, enveloped in the false hope that some text on the Internet written by a complete stranger will somehow make them a better person.
They take pride in taking photos of their bloated, ugly, make-up smeared faces and sending them to people in their contacts with some stupid caption such sk or streaks.

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