When you run the
headphone cord from your
iPod/
iPhone up under your clothes. It only takes two seconds to run the cord under your shirt, and then you don't have to worry about getting the cord caught on your car door, the counter top, or the vacuum cleaner (cause you know you listen to
music when you vacuum). In addition,
hardwiring allows you to let your
earphones dangle just outside of your shirt (if you're really smart you'll even have two shirts on, and you can hide your
earphones when not in use).
Becky: "
Tom, why do you look so cool?!?"
Tom: "It's because I hardwire my headphones . . . see, no cord. It's called Hardwired headphones."
Becky: "OMG!!! That's like soooo
smart!! I would've never thought to do something like that. I'm always getting my cord caught on my car door and my vacuum cleaner."
Tom: "Well
Becky, that's because you're a
dumb skank."