1 definition by Sgt. Kirby
The most badass, fuckiNG video game character to ever exsist. Like seriously, look at this mother fucker. He eats his enemies whole and takes their abilities. HOW IS THAT NOT AWESOME. Also, he had a power that fucking cooks his enemies in a pot and eats them when it's done to get health. HAve I not sold you yet? Well, this mother fucking id pink, that's like the most badass fucking color ever and he looks fucking adorable. This mother fucker has fucking nightmares and demons as his end game bosses. On top of all of this, he has his own anime that was fucking awesome. If you don't like Kirby, fuck you. If Kirby stI'll doesn't sound fucking awesome, just wait, this mother fucker has a whole other dimension as his fucking belly. Kirby takes the eating challenges to the next mother fucking level. He can eat entire fucking watermelons by just throwing em down his throat. This pink mother fucker is the greatest thing to grace video games.
by Sgt. Kirby September 7, 2017