Definitions by Sgt. Jesse Wilson

Scarlet bowtie 

When you and your partner invite three homesexual peguins into bed and shove odd shaped foriegn objects into there anus while singing show tunes and wearing a scarlet bowtie

The peguins moaned as the megaphone entererd there anus almost knocking off there scarlet bowtie

Scarlet bowtie by Sgt. Jesse Wilson December 17, 2008