Sgt. Fupa and Lt. Tally Wacker's definitions

gelatinous abrasion

A wound that results on the human skin after having been power-washed with nickelodeon gak. Resembles a cut filled with gak.

1) Hook up your power-washer to a tank of gak.
2) Turn on power-washer.
3) Spray people you want to create gelatinous abrasions on.
4) Sit back and enjoy the glory.

by Sgt. Fupa and Lt. Tally Wacker March 31, 2010