Seymoure Asse's definitions
a large group of fat ass teenage girls that were too ugly to make the cheer squad and too fat to make the dance team. so instead they are in color guard where they wave flags around at half time and cause the entire male student body to vomit profusely. commonly referred to as the dogs, boys bark and ruff when they perform when they aren't vomiting.
Ew! the color guard is so disgusting!
they've released the dogs! (implying that they are about to perform)
nasty! the color guard just passed by!
they've released the dogs! (implying that they are about to perform)
nasty! the color guard just passed by!
by Seymoure Asse March 25, 2011
Get the color guardmug.