1 definition by Setagaya Samurai
Tsuchiya, or 土屋 in kanji, is a Japanese family name usually bestowed on a chō-attractive person. People of this family name are intelligent, open-minded, and fashionable. They usually have extensive knowledge of movies and are able to stand up for themselves. Legend says that if you date a person whose family name is Tsuchiya, you become the happiest person in the world.
Dude A: Hey, have you checked out that new girl? Her name is something Tsuchiya? She's a hottie.
Dude B: Yeah, I heard that she speaks Japanese, English, and Chinese. She also dances. She's a hottie — but also a smartie!
Dude C: Look at her outfit, man! The way she paired them boots with that black leather jacket.
Torayama: Yo, yo, lay it off! She is my girlfriend!
Dude B: Yeah, I heard that she speaks Japanese, English, and Chinese. She also dances. She's a hottie — but also a smartie!
Dude C: Look at her outfit, man! The way she paired them boots with that black leather jacket.
Torayama: Yo, yo, lay it off! She is my girlfriend!
by Setagaya Samurai November 23, 2021