Definitions by Sergeant Major Poon

Poon Patrol 

Going on the lookout for that tasty vagina and often shooting it with and invisible poon gun, grenade etc and saying pooned.

Person 1: ay dude there is some poon there, get the poon blaster out

Person 2: *gets gun out* poon poon

Person 1: mad poon patrol

Poon Patrol by Sergeant Major Poon February 27, 2013