Definitions by September 1

September First

To break up with one's significant other after being miserable in the relationship for years.

"Dude, did you hear the news? I finally September Firsted the shit out of my girlfriend"

"Bro, it's September 1. Are you going to September First the gf?" "Yeah man, next September 1."

September First by September 1 September 29, 2017