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Schizofumia
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When
someone
believes they’re
mad
but they
aren
’t
I
think
he has schizofumia
the way
he thinks he’s
mad
Schizofumia
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Seniormonkey
November 4, 2025
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Dookenheimer
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Where you have diarrhea and
pss
on it making it look
like
an
explosion
I just
pulled
a dookenheimer in the
woods
Dookenheimer
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Seniormonkey
September 21, 2025
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