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Schizofumia
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When
someone
believes they’re
mad
but they
aren
’t
I think
he has schizofumia
the way
he
thinks
he’s mad
Schizofumia
by
Seniormonkey
November 4, 2025
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Dookenheimer
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Where you have
diarrhea
and pss on it
making
it look like an
explosion
I just
pulled
a dookenheimer
in the woods
Dookenheimer
by
Seniormonkey
September 21, 2025
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