Sean Wilkinson's definitions

soy

Noun - Short form of "soy sauce", a savory condiment that can be enjoyed as a seasoning on practically every kind of food, except, perhaps, for cold cereal and birthday cake.

This rice is much too bland. Pass me my trusty Kikkoman soy bottle, please.

by Sean Wilkinson April 1, 2003

tilde

A very positive general exclamation. Derived from the tilde (~) character on a computer keyboard. In Internet culture, the appearance of tildes have come to connote strong reactions of happiness or approval. It stems from young computer users in highly excited states having a tendency to miss the exclamation point (!) key while typing, resulting in tildes becoming mixed with exclamation points in their writings.

"What's for supper, Mom?"
"Sloppy joes, Billy...and apple pie for dessert."
"Tilde."

"Ohmigawd, La Parka tilde tilde just ran in on the Triple H/Scott Steiner match! Tilde!"

by Sean Wilkinson January 28, 2003

jobber ramen

Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").

After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.

What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003