soy

Noun - Short form of "soy sauce", a savory condiment that can be enjoyed as a seasoning on practically every kind of food, except, perhaps, for cold cereal and birthday cake.

This rice is much too bland. Pass me my trusty Kikkoman soy bottle, please.

by Sean Wilkinson April 01, 2003

angry rodent

A synonym for punk-pop star Avril Lavigne, derived from her perpetually pissed-off demeanor, posturing, and facial expressions. Can also be used to describe any teenaged girl with similar attributes.

Avril Lavigne is an angry rodent.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

jobber ramen

Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").

After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.

What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003