Sean Wilkinson's definitions

brock

VERB - A taunting action that involves flexing one's arms downwards and forwards until the knuckles just barely touch, craning one's neck forward, and grimacing menacingly, tongue slightly protruding from the mouth, while yelling "BLAAAAA!"
It originates from the intimidating pose struck frequently by WWE superstar Brock Lesnar.

"Let's go down to McDonalds, stand outside the play area, and brock the kids crawling out of the giant tube."

"I did the brock in the middle of the dance floor, and everybody cheered."

"I love brocking people for no reason at all."

by Sean Wilkinson March 14, 2003

jobber ramen

Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").

After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.

What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

dingleberry grove

The portion of the human body located between the sex organs and the anus; the perineum. Also commonly known as the taint. So named because the coarse pubic hairs that grow in this area tend to collect and hold onto clumped bits of toilet tissue and human excrement (known as a dingleberry), much like fruit growing on a bush.

You're not getting into bed until you hit the shower and wash those crumbs outta your dingleberry grove...I ain't doing an extra load of laundry in the morning!

by Sean Wilkinson April 2, 2003