Sean Wilkinson's definitions

angry rodent

A synonym for punk-pop star Avril Lavigne, derived from her perpetually pissed-off demeanor, posturing, and facial expressions. Can also be used to describe any teenaged girl with similar attributes.

Avril Lavigne is an angry rodent.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

jobber ramen

Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").

After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.

What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

tremend

A synonym of "tremendous" (great, spectacular, outstanding, etc.), used in particular by fans of charismatic 1980s-era professional wrestlers such as Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, and the Ultimate Warrior. It is often used in a comically hyperbolic manner, reflecting the larger-than-life personas and exploits of samesaid wrestlers.

"When the Hulkster lifted that stinky, wart-infested 8'5", 1400 lb. Andre the Giant over his head and slammed him through the floor of the Silverdome in front of 340,000,000 screaming Hulkamaniacs...well, brother, it was tremend."

by Sean Wilkinson November 18, 2002