Definitions by Sean Lawson

Jaap Stam 

Brick shit house, The Bald Gladiator

Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch-man
get past him if you fucking can;
try a little trick,
he'll make you look a dick;
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam!

Jaap Stam by Sean Lawson March 19, 2008