Sean Boots's definitions

halipation

An unattractive person who when viewed from behind is mistaken to be beautiful.

Variation:

halipized - to be deceived by a halipation

As I passed the blonde, long-haired woman driving the black Audi TT I was surprised to find out she was actually a halipation.

by Sean Boots December 31, 2003

aplitexnit

A piece of hair originating from one's own head that has found its way into same person's mouth.

It's become a morning ritual for me to remove aplitexnit, particularly after nights of heavy partying.

by Sean Boots November 24, 2003