Señor Juan Carlos's definitions

uggs

Uggs seem to be what all the "popular" kids wear. Back in reality, however, they are repulsive and unneccesary. For those who agree, join the critically acclaimed club CRABS (Committee for the Removal of Atrocious Boots from Society).

Why is there such a thing as hot pink sheep skin?

by Señor Juan Carlos February 12, 2005

pooter

A pooter can be an kind of fart, not just the worst kind as previously defined.

Your foul pootering is throwing off my concentration almost as much as your Ugg boots.

by Señor Juan Carlos May 13, 2005