9 definitions by Scotty Smith
In the gay community, the 2nd Lieutenant to a Gaybo Watson, but not quite yet of the Fagasaurus Rex stature. A Salad Shooter is often delegated more menial tasks, such as eating ass and rubbing Ben Gay on sore rump roasts. Alas, the Salad Shooter must earn his keep the old fashioned gay way if he ever hopes to achieve Fagasaurus Rex super stardom.
"Garth, when in the world is Bootsie Bob gonna promote you? Sweetheart, you've been a Salad Shooter for way too long!"
by Scotty Smith October 30, 2007
Old, crusty, or worn out.
"Look at that old bag o' bones over there. She's really festered out."
Broken down; out of commission, on the fritz.
"What happened to your car Sally? Oh, it's festered out again. I think my hubcaps are bad."
What happens to a large pimple with a big white head that grows in the middle of your back that you can't get to.
"Dan what the hell's that on your back? It's all festered out."
"Look at that old bag o' bones over there. She's really festered out."
Broken down; out of commission, on the fritz.
"What happened to your car Sally? Oh, it's festered out again. I think my hubcaps are bad."
What happens to a large pimple with a big white head that grows in the middle of your back that you can't get to.
"Dan what the hell's that on your back? It's all festered out."
"Tish used to be a good lay in the sack, but now that everybody's had a jab at it, she's all festered out."
by Scotty Smith October 30, 2007