Definitions by Scott P

bastardize 

If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.

"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."

bastardize by Scott P August 2, 2005

doo doo glay

A soft served lazy turd

I laid out a doo doo glay on my buddy's desk again and just left it there.

doo doo glay by Scott P October 23, 2003