Scott Farley's definitions

pertort

1.To claim something out of ignorance. 2.Perverted from being out of ignorance. Not Pee-wee Herman's version of perverted. 3. Possibly a mashup of pervert and contort.

When I asked what bone he broke in his arm, he pertorted with, "It was my tibia's metacarpal."

by Scott Farley July 30, 2008

rootbeer explosion

1. To mishear what is said and interpret it incorrectly. 2. To misunderstand what is said and repeat it back in question form.

1. Man #1-Hand over that bowl of sugar now!
Man #2-Did he say, "Hand over that Polish hooker?"
Man #3-No dumbass, bowl of sugar.
Man #2-Oops, sorry, rootbeer explosion.
2. What's the name of that band? Dialated Poop-Holes?

by Scott Farley September 1, 2008