Definitions by Scoopy J
elmers glue
the most powerful adhesive on the market, applicable to any substance and will create an instant bond. Elmers glue is the most powerful adhesive on the market due to its composition of 100% bull sperm.
Coby: Man i cant seem to bond my kitten calendar to my wall, it won't stay up there...
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.
elmers glue by Scoopy J January 4, 2012