Definitions by Schnitzel Procurement Manager

douche paralysis 

Becoming physically paralyzed by an utterly douchey remark or conversation.

Person 1: "Are you overhearing the conversation about Malbec wine coming from the table behind us?"

Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."

douche paralysis by Schnitzel Procurement Manager December 23, 2024