Schkrumpy 's definitions

schkrumpschkin

A lazy being who is always tired even when awake and when they are awake, they are really asleep
They live in trees, they eat shrimp
They are native to Dubai
They are cuddly kind but highly venomous when disrespected

My girlfriend is such a schkrumpschkin

by Schkrumpy December 25, 2023