Sauer the Kraut's definitions

pot rocket

Pieces of marijuana cigarettes (usually hot embers of searing pain, that's always my luck) that shoot into your esophageal passageway (via a nice ricochet against the uvula), lodging itself in a nice bed of mucosal membrane, which causes gagging and/or premature expellation of said adultarant.

Here is the Pot Rocket Threat-Board, with the highest threat first:

1. A one-hitter, or "bat" pipe.

2. A clean glass pipe without a carb.

3. A clean glass pipe with a carb.

4. Kelly.

by Sauer the Kraut October 19, 2008