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A sex position that includes a male laying on his back, with his dick pointing up. The female is lowered onto his dick while doing a split, and two assistants rotate her clockwise on him, in a fashion resembling a spinning top.
Boy: Yo, what if a dude balanced on his dick and spun like a bay-blade?

Girl: Damn, if you’re down to get on your back and do the Diagonal Cowboy, hit me up.

Homie 1: I’ll help you out dude.

Homie 2: I got you bruh. you need me, just let me know.
by Satans Dad July 26, 2019
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