Army crawl

While in missionary and you’re not sure if she’ll swallow, you quickly slide up to her face and finish in her mouth.

My new girl asked for breakfast in bed, but she’s no good, so I decided she deserved an army crawl instead.

by SarahKelly June 16, 2019

Cleveland Eastwood

When a man wakes up w a woman shitting on his chest w a gun in her hand.

This morning I woke up to my gf giving me a Cleveland Eastwood, I’m buying a ring this afternoon.

by SarahKelly September 20, 2020