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A legendary creature of grandiose repute. The most magnificent and tears-to-your-eyes inducing animal ever to be documented by humankind. Eyewitness accounts describe it as a giant hawk with a penis.
The flight of cock a'feathered
Through the early morning sky
Penetrates the remnants
Of another night gone by
Oh sweet majestic radiance
As bright as a thousand suns
Impel the world as one to claim:
"Behold, the Dickhawk comes!"
Through the early morning sky
Penetrates the remnants
Of another night gone by
Oh sweet majestic radiance
As bright as a thousand suns
Impel the world as one to claim:
"Behold, the Dickhawk comes!"
by Santiago Artorius July 14, 2014
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