Definitions by Santa Claus.

New York Style Pizza 

So-called “food” that tastes even worse than dog feces coated with human blood.

Chicago Style Pizza OWNS New York Style Pizza!

New York Style Pizza by Santa Claus. April 20, 2009

white lie 

1) A lie told with the intent of sparing someone’s feelings.
2) The reason why, in reality, the female gender is less honest.

"I only view you as a friend." is a common white lie. It usually means 'I don’t like you and don't want anything to do with you'.

"I love you too" can also be a white lie. This is one of the few white lies more commonly told by men.

white lie by Santa Claus. December 21, 2008

fib

To lie right through your fucking teeth.

The serial killer fibbed to the police about what was in his basement.

fib by Santa Claus. December 21, 2008