Sanky x!!'s definitions
An Anna doesn't just mislead; she systematically reconfigures your reality until you are questioning your own memory, perception, and sanity.
Key Characteristics of an Anna:
The Rewriter: She can recount an event that happened 10 minutes ago with an entirely different plot, starring you as the main villain. Her catchphrase is often, "That's not how it happened!"
The Mirror Breaker: Interacting with an Anna feels like looking into a funhouse mirror—nothing reflects correctly, and you leave the conversation feeling dizzy and unattractive.
The Emotional Black Belt: An Anna is a master of weaponizing your empathy. She makes you feel guilty for calling out her bad behavior. You apologize to her for feeling hurt by her actions.
The Reality Thief: Her goal isn't just to win an argument, but to permanently own the narrative. The objects you swore were on the table? They were never on the table. The conversation you clearly remember? You dreamt it.
Key Characteristics of an Anna:
The Rewriter: She can recount an event that happened 10 minutes ago with an entirely different plot, starring you as the main villain. Her catchphrase is often, "That's not how it happened!"
The Mirror Breaker: Interacting with an Anna feels like looking into a funhouse mirror—nothing reflects correctly, and you leave the conversation feeling dizzy and unattractive.
The Emotional Black Belt: An Anna is a master of weaponizing your empathy. She makes you feel guilty for calling out her bad behavior. You apologize to her for feeling hurt by her actions.
The Reality Thief: Her goal isn't just to win an argument, but to permanently own the narrative. The objects you swore were on the table? They were never on the table. The conversation you clearly remember? You dreamt it.
"I told Anna that I was upset about her being late. She just stared at me and said, 'You're being overly emotional, you always misremember things when you're stressed.' Classic Anna move."
by Sanky x!! November 16, 2025
Get the Annamug.