Samwise The Green's definitions

The Roobsova Effect

The phenomenon by which a man's phalace retracts into themselves after they witness the presence of "one of dem hoes."

Oh god, it's happened again. She walked past me, and she gave me another of one of things. The Roobsova Effect, ya know?
What the fuck are you on about?

by Samwise The Green January 2, 2021