Definitions by Samuel Shunk

Highway Patrol Syndrome 

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.

Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.

Highway Patrol Syndrome by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025