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Conrad Simpson

Conrad has a massive nose he is also 6 foot nine and the type of boy known so shout “harreh my heads stuck open the sun roof “

Conrad Simpson - “ Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “

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Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat

He’s also 9ft 7inch

“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “

Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”

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