Sam Williamson's definitions

Burbarian

An obsessive Burberry wearer with a highly violent temperament. Often seen behind bus shelters, or other enclosed areas, scrawling poorly worded ‘graffiti’ upon public property. Note that any attempt at conversation will be met with a rebuttal of unimaginative invectives.

Warning: Moving into the vicinity of such a creature could cause instant death due to passive smoking or sudden lack of faith in the human race.

Also see: Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies.

All Burbarians should be shot at birth—it's bound to happen at some point anyway...

by Sam Williamson March 6, 2004