Definitions by Sam Varcoe

Do a Varcoe 

To prematurely ejaculate in record time, an especially common trait among Moroccan dwarves.

F'ugly Lady: is it in yet, you're not going to do a Varcoe are you?
*He has already spummed*
Sam: Hello I'm Sam and I've just done a Varcoe!

Do a Varcoe by Sam Varcoe October 17, 2008