Joann’s dad did not want her to ruin her onion skin if she fell off her bike her skin would get dark and bruised. So she wasnt allowed to ride a bike.
by Sam Moj June 2, 2008
Get the onion skinmug. The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.
by Sam Moj November 30, 2021
Get the Speed Parachutemug.