Sam Anselmo's definitions
Noun A person that is both a "simpleton" and a "cuckold". This can apply to a man that is both stupid, and that supports the idea of a woman cheating on him, or treated him badly.
Adjective "Simpcuck" Describing the action of "simpcucking"
Verb "simpcucking" - A person that is actively being a simpleton and a cuckold, used when caught in the act of being a simpcuck.
Verb "simpcucked" past tense to describe a man that had previously allowed a woman to cheat on him or treat him like a cuckold. A man that is stupid, and a simpleton.
Adjective "Simpcucker" - A female that cheats on a stupid man.
Adjective "Simpcuck" Describing the action of "simpcucking"
Verb "simpcucking" - A person that is actively being a simpleton and a cuckold, used when caught in the act of being a simpcuck.
Verb "simpcucked" past tense to describe a man that had previously allowed a woman to cheat on him or treat him like a cuckold. A man that is stupid, and a simpleton.
Adjective "Simpcucker" - A female that cheats on a stupid man.
n He's such a simpcuck.
adj (Man 1) Look at those signature simpcuck clothes. What a simp. You know he's getting cucked too. (Man 2) Yeah because he's a simpcuck.
v She's legit simpcucking him and he has no idea.
v He got simpcucked the entire weekend.
adj/n She does this to every dude she meets. It doesn't matter how smart he is. She's just a simpcucker.
adj (Man 1) Look at those signature simpcuck clothes. What a simp. You know he's getting cucked too. (Man 2) Yeah because he's a simpcuck.
v She's legit simpcucking him and he has no idea.
v He got simpcucked the entire weekend.
adj/n She does this to every dude she meets. It doesn't matter how smart he is. She's just a simpcucker.
by Sam Anselmo May 5, 2024
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