Salty fish's definitions
A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.
Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?
Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
by Salty fish November 9, 2017
Get the bar shufflemug. Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!
She’s always giving lap salads.
She’s always giving lap salads.
by Salty fish November 5, 2017
Get the lap saladmug.