Definitions by Salt the Cat.

Squonz 

A person who has a propensity for losing things. These things are often house animals named after household spices.

Dude 1: Dude, where did my cat Cinnamon go?

Dude 2: I don't know dude. You're such a Squonz bro.

Squonz by Salt the Cat. October 13, 2013